Thursday 7 March 2013

Things we got up to...

...before we were really human.

On a related topic, I note that the Cornish councillor who went off on one about "putting down" disabled children fell on his sword last week. That'll teach him to spurn the offer of equality and diversity training. So having enjoyed our fit of righteous indignation, all that is left for us to do is to, er, stop putting down disabled children.

Monday 4 March 2013

Wasting police time

Things the police can't quite manage to get round to.

Because they're up to their eyeballs investigating serious crimes (via DJ).

I'm not aware that any Gipsy blood runs in the Grumpy veins, but I certainly wouldn't rule it out. So if you wish to comment on my fashion sense and personal hygiene standards, I advise you to choose your words very carefully indeed.