Apple is cool. Abortions are cool. The BBC is a great and impartial national institution.
Compare and contrast. Rhetorical mass murder by the nation's favourite wind-up merchant? Cue instant grovelling apologies. Whereas endorsement of actual industrial-scale killing? I won't hold my breath.
And I'll back the Sack Clarkson campaign just as soon as I hear that I can retire on a full pension at 60, thank you very much, Brother Prentis.